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Humour Writing

Post  admin on Tue Oct 12, 2010 1:23 am

If you can make us laugh then you find the right place Very Happy
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The Tuckerville Boy is here!

Post  scriberess on Wed Oct 13, 2010 3:18 pm

Oh joy! Can't help but notice that ToyBoyRoy, a.k.a. The Bad Boy of Tuckerville, has signed in! Fab-u-lo-so!So how are things in Tuckerville?

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gummie bears take #1

Post  isis_smee on Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:39 pm

gummie bears are everywhere
one is tangled in my hair
how do i get them out
by catching and smelling a nice big trout lol
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gummie bears take #2

Post  isis_smee on Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:39 pm

a , b , c , d , e , f , g , gummy bears are chasing me , one is red , one is blue . one is peeing on my shoe . now im running for my life because the red one has a knife .
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more funny writings

Post  isis_smee on Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:05 pm

boy: will you go out with me?
girl: no
boy: do u even know what i sed
girl: yes
boy: what??
girl: will you go out with me
boy: sure
girl ** blushes **

A girl needs a blood transfusion, so her boyfriend gives her his. Months later they break up, and he wants his blood back. So she hands him a tampon and says she'll make monthly payments.

Two blondes are standing outside,and the first blonde asks the other blonde"Wich do you think is closer,the Moon or Florida?"the other blonde said"The Moon silly,you cant see Florida from here!!"

He came to me one night. Explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! When satisfied, he left & I was hurt!!... Fucking mosquito!

Strangers stab you in the front
Friends stab you in the back
Boyfriends stab you in the heart
But best friends only poke each other with straws Smile

Teacher: Give me an example of something expands in heat and contracts in cold.
Student: Summer break 10 weeks, winter break 2 weeks.
Teacher: .....

I want you... in my bed...under the covers... with the lights off...so I...Can show you.... My super cool new watch! Look, It glows in the dark!!!

*Calls tech support*
"Help! my cup holder on the computer broke!"
"Can you elaborate?"
"Yeah, the tray that slides out when you press eject is not working"
"....."

ROTFLOLASHTINCBISAGOWOTTARUTDIAIOA - Rolling on the floor laughing out loud and so hard that I nearly choke but I see a glass of water on the table and reach up to drink it and I'm okay again

Teacher: "any questions?" students: *silence*
Teacher: "Class dismissed." students in the hallway: "what the heck was she talking about?"

Girls are magic. They bleed without getting a cut , they get wet without water, and they make boneless things hard.

two blonds driving to Disneyland, they see a sign saying "Disneyland left", so, crying they drove back home

"I'm Team Edward!"
"I'm Team Jacob!"
*looks at me*
"What Team are YOU on?"
"Team Guy-Who-Almost-Hit-Bella-With-the Van."
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Post  isis_smee on Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:21 pm

?97% of teens ( and middle-aged women) would cry if they saw Edward Cullen on top of a skyscraper about to jump. I would be one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn, screaming, �DO A FLIP, YOU SPARKLY BITCH!�

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Re: Humour Writing

Post  aL1801 on Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:19 am

So funneee and so blushmaking Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed
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Re: Humour Writing

Post  admin on Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:54 pm

Who's Edward Cullen?
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Re: Humour Writing

Post  isis_smee on Fri Oct 15, 2010 3:14 pm

admin wrote:Who's Edward Cullen?

he is from twilight
he isnt a vampire, he lives in the woods, he doesnt hurt people and he sparkles.

HE'S A PIXIE LOL
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This should make you laugh

Post  Brother Jeff on Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:35 pm

My First Time
The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone just her and I

Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what she wanted to do

Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine

I didn't know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand on her breast

I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread her legs apart

And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once the white stuff came

At last it was finished
it's all over now,
my first time...milking a cow.

(Edit: This isn't mine, just thought you guys would like a laugh.)
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Re: Humour Writing

Post  admin on Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:12 am

Hehehe, Thanks for sharing dude Very Happy
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Whee *fanning myself*

Post  old Gray Mare on Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:46 am

I didn't know you were a romance writer, Jeff! Embarassed
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Re: Humour Writing

Post  Brother Jeff on Thu Oct 21, 2010 5:37 pm

I aint very romanticals, but I do get a laugh for some silly stuff. lol

I found this on the web years ago, mmade me laugh and I just remembered it so I thought I would share. Very Happy
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WETTING HERSELF LAUGHING

Post  isis_smee on Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:16 am

tha was hilarious
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