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You Don't Know Jack

Post  Brother Jeff on Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:30 pm

A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming, universal health care or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said.. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care or the economy when you don't know shit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.
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Post  Hotrock on Wed Feb 16, 2011 2:04 pm

Don'tcha just hate smartarse kids? Very Happy

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Post  Brother Jeff on Wed Feb 16, 2011 4:51 pm

Sometimes they make the most sense. lol
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